Bum Party

So many seedy and shady options are possible with the Bum Party, aka the Hobo Party. The name says it all. Any kind of bummery is acceptable. But as a host, you may want to be specific with what you tell your guests before the party. Some people see being a bum as just not shaving for a while or living in a ski town and eating ramen noodles every night. Others think being a bum means wearing a trash bag around your genitals. Let people know what is acceptable, and your hobo party will be a blast.

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Bum Party Setting

The ideal hobo party setting would be to make your place look trashy as possible, like a homeless shelter or a dirty alley. Decorate your place with some cardboard boxes and nasty old blankets for makeshift beds, and have empty bottles of 40s and alcohol littered around the floor. If you don't want to trash up your whole place, just do it up in the living room. But then again, the whole place is gonna be trashed by the end of the party anyways, so you might as well go all out with the rest of your crib.

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Hobo Party Attire

Anything relating to the homeless, bums, hobos, and crack whores, either directly or indirectly is a great idea. The hobo party is a costume party, so get out some trashy old garments and start layering a bunch of clothes, or mix and match your trashiest creation. Do your best to help your guests pick something to wear. Even if they are drawing a blank, send them over to your local Savers or some other thrift store where they are bound to find something. Also, encourage creativity. There is such a thing as a beach bum, after all, so board shorts and sandals are definitely an option.

Bum Party Activities

Aside from begging for booze, your guests will probably want to do something at your party. Hold a contest for the dirtiest, sexiest, and most creative bums. This will break things up and give people an incentive to get inventive with their costumes. And aside from the normal party games to do up, some other suitable drinking games like Edward 40 hands could be really fun to throw into the mix, or other games and activities that might show off your bum prowesses. There's nothing like getting the neighbors to question your character and moral fiber even more.

Bum Party Necessities

Keep a few extra trash bags on hand for guests who don't show up in costume. If you want, you can enforce an automatic trash bag rule for these people. Other than that, cheap beer and Carlo Rossi wine are excellent drinking decisions. For food, only allow ramen noodles and do your best to keep the party as gutter as possible by systematically excluding anything of a gourmet or fine origin. Not only is the bum party great if you are on tight budget, it's fun even if you aren't. Now get out there and show 'em your dirty side!

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