Biker Hoes & Bicycle Bros Theme Party

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Ah, the classic Bros and Hoes theme revisited, but now with a bicyclist's twist. The Biker Hoes and Bicycle Bros theme party is a great way for men to accentuate their fellow fraternal bonds with excessive drinking and spandex wearing. Their female counterparts take part in the festivities by dressing as scandalously as the local authorities will allow them to en route to the party. When the two mix, the biker bros and hoes party turns into a raucous mess of spandex and late night debauchery.

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Party Setting

Because everybody will be showing up scantily clad in their biker shorts, the best course of action is to hold this party in your house on a warm evening as close to summer as you can get. People will be able to come and go as they please while being comfortable in whatever they wore to the party.

What To Wear

The more daring men in the group will want to wear very tiny biker shorts. This is highly encouraged. The shorts should be so small that one's personal privacy becomes seriously compromised if one were to sit down in any way whatsoever. Along with the shorts, a good spandex top will do. Some guys go the full distance and wear an entire biker's spandex shorts and shirt. It's a winning combination that we couldn't possibly have any objection to.

Women should wear bikini tops with spandex shorts and loads of makeup. Anything extremely tight will do. Spandex tops can work, but they should be modified to show off cleavage. This is a hoes and bros party, after all. Covering up wouldn't be in the spirit of the occasion.

Party Activities

No college party can do without some drinking games and activities, so here are a few ideas for the biker hoes and bicycle bros party...

  • Have a "short shorts and spandex" contest to determine who has the shortest shorts, the most revealing spandex and the sexiest look.

  • Anybody willing to turn their bike into a party favor can get a rousing game of spin the bike wheel started by attaching some beer bottles to the wheel of the bike.

  • If your guests brought their bikes along with them, a drunken bike race around the block could be in order.

Party Necessities

A biker bros and hoes theme party really only needs a nice stockade of beer and nothing more. You won't need to decorate the house for this classic occasion Just sit back, relax, and allow the festivities to happen. The biker bros and hoes party is a scandalously fun way to ring in the beginning of another hot spring and summer.

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